Tea, Vulgarity and Nonsense
This is why i should not be allowed to adult.
$115.37 worth of new books.
Left to right:
SHAKESPEARE: Four Great Comedies
SHAKESPEARE: Four Great Tragedies
Othello (one of my favorites so i had to purchase a lone copy of it obviously)
Henry V
Julius Caesar
Lord of the Flies
The Brothers Grimm Complete Fairy Tales
Dracula (Bram)
The Divine Comedy
Purgatorio
&
The Complete Tales &Poems of Edgar Allan Poe


Over the last year and a half i have lost a lot of my book collection so I am slowly but surely rebuilding it.
Call me pretentious if you will, I don’t care. I love my books and damn near any kind of literature.
There is absolutely nothing like curling up with a good book and a cup of warm tea.


#shakespeare #thebrothersgrimm #bramstoker #dantealighieri #edgarallenpoe #books #newcopies #Excited

This is why i should not be allowed to adult.
$115.37 worth of new books.
Left to right:
SHAKESPEARE: Four Great Comedies
SHAKESPEARE: Four Great Tragedies
Othello (one of my favorites so i had to purchase a lone copy of it obviously)
Henry V
Julius Caesar
Lord of the Flies
The Brothers Grimm Complete Fairy Tales
Dracula (Bram)
The Divine Comedy
Purgatorio
&
The Complete Tales &Poems of Edgar Allan Poe


Over the last year and a half i have lost a lot of my book collection so I am slowly but surely rebuilding it.
Call me pretentious if you will, I don’t care. I love my books and damn near any kind of literature.
There is absolutely nothing like curling up with a good book and a cup of warm tea.


#shakespeare #thebrothersgrimm #bramstoker #dantealighieri #edgarallenpoe #books #newcopies #Excited

Uh. Plz?

Uh. Plz?

Eyebrow game is strong today.

Eyebrow game is strong today.

The shop lighting is awful. I’ll get a better picture later.
Got my hair fix.
It’s a weird teal-emerald mix all over
 :)

#cosmetology #hair #student #pravana #pseudo-mermaid

The shop lighting is awful. I’ll get a better picture later.
Got my hair fix.
It’s a weird teal-emerald mix all over
:)

#cosmetology #hair #student #pravana #pseudo-mermaid

Society has taught us that only my left side is beautiful (right side in photo) and that my right side (left in photo) is unacceptable.

Well let me just learn you a thing darlings.
I do not wear makeup for #Society
I wear makeup for #Myself
I DON’T wear this for anyone but me.
I look beautiful with or without.
so do not tell me that I look better with or without my makeup. Both statements are offensive.

Tell me you like my face for its shape.
Tell meyou you like my makeup SKILLS.
Tell me you like me for me, no matter what I do.
Because the $30 blush, that $55 foundation, $15 eyeliner, and the $23 mascara i buy, yeah I buy that for ME and me alone.
I would never waste that much hard earned cash to IMPRESS anyone but MYSELF. 
You are beautiful/handsome/gorgeous no matter what.
Stay true to yourself.

#makeup #natural #truth #societysucks #beyou

Society has taught us that only my left side is beautiful (right side in photo) and that my right side (left in photo) is unacceptable.

Well let me just learn you a thing darlings.
I do not wear makeup for #Society
I wear makeup for #Myself
I DON’T wear this for anyone but me.
I look beautiful with or without.
so do not tell me that I look better with or without my makeup. Both statements are offensive.

Tell me you like my face for its shape.
Tell meyou you like my makeup SKILLS.
Tell me you like me for me, no matter what I do.
Because the $30 blush, that $55 foundation, $15 eyeliner, and the $23 mascara i buy, yeah I buy that for ME and me alone.
I would never waste that much hard earned cash to IMPRESS anyone but MYSELF.
You are beautiful/handsome/gorgeous no matter what.
Stay true to yourself.

#makeup #natural #truth #societysucks #beyou

Ice Bucket - One Shot

laterovaries:

Mature audiences only -18+
Muthafuckin IceBucket!Tom in da house…

Thanks to hush-hush-hiddlestoners for use of the image. ;)

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“You ready to do this?” you ask, adjusting the camera on the tripod and filling the bucket with water from the hose.

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OH. And NOW she wakes up and acts like sleeping for like twelve hours at a time is normal because her mommy has food.
None for you.
You just had a treat like an hour ago.
Your mommy is preggies and wants to eat her cereal in peace at 11pm without you staring at me like a creep.

#chihuahua #furbaby #begging #rude #creep

OH. And NOW she wakes up and acts like sleeping for like twelve hours at a time is normal because her mommy has food.
None for you.
You just had a treat like an hour ago.
Your mommy is preggies and wants to eat her cereal in peace at 11pm without you staring at me like a creep.

#chihuahua #furbaby #begging #rude #creep

My poor baby is tired.
#chihuahua #anxietyhelper #dog #furbaby

My poor baby is tired.
#chihuahua #anxietyhelper #dog #furbaby

BY THE WAY.

I was told by a friend of mine that I only like Tom Hiddleston because I find him sexually appealing. I will not refute the fact that I believe he is absolutely, physically flawless.

In all reality though.
I probably would not swoon if I met Tom.
I’d probably want to talk to him about his acting, Shakespeare and other phenomenal literary works. On top of asking for his opinions about a lot of political and social issues. Just to truly understand his mind on a more personal level, rather than hearing it from a pre-filmed interview.
My love and adoration for the man is not purely sexual.
(Though the fact that I would climb him like a tree and rip his clothes off with my teeth still stands and I would never deny it.)

My home away from home.
:)
I have the piercer at #CrimsonReign Tattoo parlor for the gods know how long now.
And i wouldn’t leave this place for the life of me. I love my coworkers and I consider them family.
We make your tattoo and body modification dreams come true.

#tattooshop #piercing #bodmods #home #family

My home away from home.
:)
I have the piercer at #CrimsonReign Tattoo parlor for the gods know how long now.
And i wouldn’t leave this place for the life of me. I love my coworkers and I consider them family.
We make your tattoo and body modification dreams come true.

#tattooshop #piercing #bodmods #home #family

I need a hair fix.
#cosmetology #hair

I need a hair fix.
#cosmetology #hair

Where is Sherlock? I’ve got a case for you sir.

#sherlock #bakerstreet #holmes #mystery #Benedict #Cumberbatch

Where is Sherlock? I’ve got a case for you sir.

#sherlock #bakerstreet #holmes #mystery #Benedict #Cumberbatch

I am back at the hospital.
Having severe stomach and abdominal pains since about five a.m this morning.
Hoping that nothing is wrong with my little parasite.

#hospitalhorror #sick #fetustroubles

I am back at the hospital.
Having severe stomach and abdominal pains since about five a.m this morning.
Hoping that nothing is wrong with my little parasite.

#hospitalhorror #sick #fetustroubles

Tom Hiddleston prepares for Cymbeline & Coriolanus

Hey #instagram family!
Guess what!
I’m going to be a mommy.
I am currently growing my own little baby parasite!

#baby #mommy #whoah #news

Hey #instagram family!
Guess what!
I’m going to be a mommy.
I am currently growing my own little baby parasite!

#baby #mommy #whoah #news